{"id":3531,"date":"2009-10-15T23:20:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T21:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/?p=3531"},"modified":"2009-10-15T23:20:35","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T21:20:35","slug":"ein-gedicht-fuer-geeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/2009\/10\/15\/entspannung\/ein-gedicht-fuer-geeks","title":{"rendered":"Ein Gedicht f&#252;r Geeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Weil wir erst heute wieder &#252;ber IPv6 sprachen: Auch bei diesem Gedicht kommen einige Begriffe vor, die das schon etwas abgehangene Alter verraten. Und schon wieder habe ich die Quellenangabe nicht mehr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,<br \/>\nand the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,<br \/>\nand the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<br \/>\nthen the socket packet pocket has an error to report.<\/p>\n<p>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<br \/>\nand the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,<br \/>\nand your data is corrupted &#x0027;cause the index doesn&#x0027;t hash,<br \/>\nthen your situation&#x0027;s hopeless and your system&#x0027;s gonna crash!<\/p>\n<p>If the label on the cable on the table at your house,<br \/>\nsays the network is connected to the button on your mouse,<br \/>\nbut your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,<br \/>\nthat&#x0027;s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,<br \/>\nand your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,<br \/>\nso your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,<br \/>\nthen you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,<br \/>\n&#x0027;cause as sure as I&#x0027;m a poet, the sucker&#x0027;s gonna hang! <\/p>\n<p>When the copy of your floppy&#x0027;s getting sloppy on the disk,<br \/>\nand the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,<br \/>\nthen you have to flash your memory and you&#x0027;ll want to RAM your ROM.<br \/>\nQuickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weil wir erst heute wieder &#252;ber IPv6 sprachen: Auch bei diesem Gedicht kommen einige Begriffe vor, die das schon etwas abgehangene Alter verraten. Und schon wieder habe ich die Quellenangabe nicht mehr&#8230; If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[615],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3531"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3704,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions\/3704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}