{"id":4128,"date":"2010-02-11T22:22:25","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T21:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/?p=4128"},"modified":"2010-02-11T22:22:25","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T21:22:25","slug":"muede-datenbank-witze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/2010\/02\/11\/sql-talk\/muede-datenbank-witze","title":{"rendered":"m&#252;de Datenbank-Witze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aus meinem Fundus hier ein paar (recht alte) Datenbank-Witze:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Q: Why couldn&#x0027;t the index become a tightrope-walker?<br \/>\nA: It was unbalanced <\/p>\n<p>Q: Was the cube straight or gay?<br \/>\nA; Neither, it was BI. <\/p>\n<p>Q: What on earth was the query trying to do when it set fire to its wallet?<br \/>\nA: It must have been trying to warm its cache. <\/p>\n<p>Q: How did the police catch the serial-killer query?<br \/>\nA: They used a Profiler <\/p>\n<p>Q: What&#x0027;s a dentist&#x0027;s favourite MDX function?<br \/>\nA: Extract <\/p>\n<p>Q: How did the BI developer send his backed-up database to a colleague on the other side of London?<br \/>\nA: In a .cab file <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Die Quelle notierte ich damals leider nicht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aus meinem Fundus hier ein paar (recht alte) Datenbank-Witze: Q: Why couldn&#x0027;t the index become a tightrope-walker? A: It was unbalanced Q: Was the cube straight or gay? A; Neither, it was BI. Q: What on earth was the query trying to do when it set fire to its wallet? A: It must have been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3],"tags":[590],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4128"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4128"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4173,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4128\/revisions\/4173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}