{"id":576,"date":"2007-05-21T22:45:40","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T20:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/2007\/05\/21\/entspannung\/das-datenbank-lied"},"modified":"2007-05-21T22:47:10","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T20:47:10","slug":"das-datenbank-lied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/2007\/05\/21\/entspannung\/das-datenbank-lied","title":{"rendered":"Das Datenbank-Lied"},"content":{"rendered":"

Roy Osherove hat auf seinem Blog ein selbstgetextetes Lied über eine Datenbank mit schlechter Performance geschrieben und dazu auch gleich vertont.<\/p>\n

Text und MP3 befinden sich in seinem Artikel "It's Time For Violence: A song about Databases<\/a>".<\/p>\n

Text-Ausschnitt:<\/p>\n

That stored procedure aint lookin' well<\/p>\n

Who wrote that trigger should go to jail<\/p>\n

and that index, It is slower than a snail<\/p>\n

What the hell<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Viel Spaß!<\/p>\n

gefunden bei The Daily Grind<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Roy Osherove hat auf seinem Blog ein selbstgetextetes Lied über eine Datenbank mit schlechter Performance geschrieben und dazu auch gleich vertont. Text und MP3 befinden sich in seinem Artikel "It's Time For Violence: A song about Databases". Text-Ausschnitt: That stored procedure aint lookin' well Who wrote that trigger should go to jail and that index, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.glorf.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}